Amnesiac is in a taxi with associates on the
Driver [on his horn, congratulationary, looking intently through passenger window]: Teeet teeet tet tet teeet
Pause.
Driver: Aih dah! El 3aroosa wa7shah gedddddddan. [Blimey! The bride is reallyyyy ugly!]
Ya saaater! [Bloody hell!]
Asta3’for Allah el 3azeem. [May God forgive me]
Pause. Driver exits bridge onto Corniche.
Driver: La2 bass kaanet wa7sha fe3lan. [She really was ugly]
El masal y2olak aih: ‘Ya wa7’ed el 2erd 3ala maalo, yero7 el maal we yefdal el 2erd 3ala 7aalo.’ [As the saying goes: choose the monkey cos of his wealth and the wealth will go and you'll be left with the monkey]
Ya3ni law heya keda ba3d el coiffeer ommal 2ablaha sheklaha kaan 3amel ezzay? [If she looks like this after the hairdressers what did she look like before?]
3andina el 7areem wa7shah bass mesh keda ya rabby. [Where I'm from women are ugly but by God not like that]
6 comments:
lol! That's quite a funny little monologue he had going there! Tho a bit cruel to the poor lady in question
haha!!
matezlemoosh el foola el mesawesa, tela2y el kayal me3afen!
anyone with a mustache is not allowed to comment.
Molly - Hush your mouth! Moustaches are a fine manly accoutrement and the decline of of society can be directly linked to the decline in moustache wearing.
lool that saying about the monkey is hilarious!!
.. وايه تعمل الماشطة ف الوش العكر
(What would a brush do with a hideous face).. نسي دي هو
:P
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